if i hadn't blown the whole thing years ago

[hulk]

1. What does their bedroom look like?

Pre-Avengers the bedroom was 99.9% likely to be the whole of his place if he had one. Yay being homeless! ...Sighing, yeah, other than that it's not like you really carry a lot of shit when at any minute you can get a gun up your nose and green in your eyes.

Avengers-era, it's a distracted sort of borderline messy? It takes a while for him to settle into the Tower and get used to the fact that he won't be run out of town for one reason or another. Plus Tony's everything is way too fancy to really get homey in. So there are some clothes on the floor when he's too distracted to pick up and he always forgets to make the bed after he wakes up beyond "okay are the blankets on the bed".

2. Do they have any daily rituals?

making tea while sniffing at some delicious coffee grounds because fuuuuck you, caffeine, he misses you so much ; meditation, stretching, it's not yoga okay ; forgetting to eat?? does that count?? ; falling asleep in the lab ; and oh yeah turning into a giant green rage monster to save the day and then popping aspirin after the fact

3. Do they exercise, and if so, what do they do? How often?

Yep. He exercises quite a bit during the week because well. He's supposed to be a superhero, or something and Steve talks about preparedness and he's not exactly sure how that applies to him because aha, if he were ever in a situation where he couldn't default to powers he'd have a fucking cup of coffee before anything else, let's be real. But nah, he does his stretching, keeps up with his jiu-jitsu, and very reluctantly spars with people when they ask — it's not often because he doesn't like hitting people, oops.

Fuck cardio, tho, he hates running now.

4. What would they do if they needed to make dinner but the kitchen was busy?

> "Oh, y- No, it's okay, take your time in the kitchen. Really, it's not that big a deal."
> five hours later
> "I'm not that hungry though, why are you asking?"

No, seriously. He forgets to eat often enough when he's not microwaving himself up something quick and questionably nutritious. If someone's using (one of the twelve) kitchens in the Tower (seriously, Tony, how many did you NEED) then his stupid anxious self will shuffle on out and stay out.

5. Cleanliness habits (personal, workspace, etc.)

Personally, he's pretty okay. You enjoy a shower way too much after a while where hot, running water wasn't a given. Ha. Ha... And while he's really dotty about cleaning up about himself otherwise, he's really good about keeping his labs organized and neat as possible.

6. Eating habits and sample daily menu

There was a part about this before, wasn't there. Basically Bruce can and will eat like a college student: lots of coffee tea fuckdammit; lots of ready-to-eat and microwaveable stuff; lots of takeout if he has the money for it. If he is actually forced to cook for himself, you can lay money on whatever it is turning into a sort of, you know. Unidentifiable brown mush of whatever was thrown in there which is sort of edible but he can wolf down anyway.

After hulk-outs though, he will turn into a fucking human vacuum. That shit burns a TON of calories.

7. Favorite way to waste time and feelings surrounding wasting time

Reading and/or researching, watching really cheesy sci-fi movies/series, a couple of video games. He feels really guilty about having fun though because there's always work to be done!!

8. Favorite indulgence and feelings surrounding indulging

Coffee, probably. He's a simple guy these days even if he worries about getting too ramped up from a cup of java, Bruce, your life.

9. Makeup?

He guess it looks nice?? On other people, anyway. He doesn't— No. And he doesn't think it's a necessary thing.

10. Neuroses? Do they recognize them as such?

Hi, have you met Hulk? It's hard not to recognize that shit when your various anxiety/guilt/inferiority/suppression complexes manifest as a giant green rage monster.

11. Intellectual pursuits?

Catching up on the science he's missed and fiddling with his own genome

12. Favorite book genre?

Science fiction, fantasy, nonfiction biochem/physic/chem/neurochem journals

13. Sexual Orientation? And, regardless of own orientation, thoughts on sexual orientation in general?

14. Physical abnormalities? (Both visible and not, including injuries/disabilities, long-term illnesses, food-intolerances, etc.)

HE TURNS INTO A GIANT GREEN RAGE MONSTER

15. Biggest and smallest short term goal?

16. Biggest and smallest long term goal?

17. Preferred mode of dress and rituals surrounding dress

Very casual, very comfortable. Whatever will stretch with possible impromptu hulk-outs. That's pretty much it. He likes muted colors, cargo-type pants, long sleeves.

18. Favorite beverage?

Coffee, hot chocolate, those fruity sodas from Latin America


19. What do they think about before falling asleep at night?

20. Childhood illnesses? Any interesting stories behind them?

Nah, not really. Unless you count "almost murdered" as an illness.


21. Turn-ons? Turn-offs?

22. Given a blank piece of paper, a pencil, and nothing to do, what would happen?

Even odds on a to-do list, doodles of molecular structures, or actual work


23. How organized are they? How does this organization/disorganization manifest in their everyday life?

24. Is there one subject of study that they excel at? Or do they even care about intellectual pursuits at all?

25.How do they see themselves 5 years from today?

26. Do they have any plans for the future? Any contingency plans if things don’t workout?

27. What is their biggest regret?

Volunteering for Gamma Pulse human testing and making himself a giant green rage monster is pretty high up there.


28. Who do they see as their best friend? Their worst enemy?

Tony is probably his best friend at this point. His worst enemy — not including himself — is probably Ross. That fucker. GET OFF OF FOX NEWS, NOBODY WANTS TO SEE/HEAR YOU PLEASE JUST GO AWAY.


29. Reaction to sudden extrapersonal disaster (eg The house is on fire! What do they do?)

Initial panic, then seeing if he can help. If yes, then Hulk.


30. Reaction to sudden intrapersonal disaster (eg close family member suddenly dies)

31. Most prized possession?

32. Thoughts on material possessions in general?

33. Concept of home and family?

34. Thoughts on privacy? (Are they a private person, or are they prone to ‘TMI’?)

35. What activities do they enjoy, but consider to be a waste of time?

36. What makes them feel guilty?

37. Are they more analytical or more emotional in their decision-making?

38. Would they consider themselves a Type A or Type B personality?

39. What recharges them when they’re feeling drained?

40. Would you say that they have a superiority-complex? Inferiority-complex? Neither?

41. How misanthropic are they?

42. Hobbies?

43. How far did they get in formal education? What are their views on formal education vs self-education?

He got his doctorate... From Harvard... Not that it's a big deal or anything. u__u Come on, he was a professor, he's all about formal academia.


44. Religion?

Atheist


45. Superstitions or views on the occult?

Other than believing he's a walking jinx? Bitch, he does science for a living there ain't room for superstitions. Fuck you, Dr. Strange, you are throwing ALL THE MONKEY WRENCHES IN HIS WORLDVIEW.


46. Do they express their thoughts through words or deeds?

47. If they were to fall in love, who (or what) is their ideal?

48. How do they express love?

49. If this person were to get into a fist fight, what is their fighting style like?

Self-defense, all the way. Or at least up to the point where he turns into a giant


50. Is this person afraid of dying? Why or why not?

Not really. After facing down falls from cruising altitude, napalm, machine guns, alien lasers, and trying to eat a bullet and realizing you have a gamma-fueled life insurance policy? You realize you're pretty much set.